Billionaire, Superhero, Provocateur, Capitalist, Slave to Fashion, and just an all-around swell guy. Adored by many; loved by all. A beacon of truth and light in a dark and desperate world.
Raison D’etre makes it his sole purpose to provide society with conservative enlightenment, facilitated through the interpersonal triad of educating the stupid, correcting those that are wrong, and sharing his presence with the world. His charm, wit, intelligence, and rugged good looks have provided the inspiration for the “Most interesting man in the world” beer commercials.
Why does he do this?
- To counter the shameless and soulless left wing media whores who are puppets of the DNC; and
- Because his political wisdom and keen political insights are just too good to not share – he is a benevolent and generous man.
When he isn’t shark hunting, climbing Everest, or freeing citizens from oppressive third-world socialist regimes, he enjoys exercising his 2nd amendment rights in the shooting sports, and burning fossil fuels in off-road adventures with his beautiful trophy wife.