As reported in the NY Post (really – no BS!!), the Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel pleaded with residents of the state on Thursday to stop telling her staff to shove Sharpies up their butts.
AG Nessel made the plea in a tweet Thursday, showing how once again Democrats care, and have peoples backs – or at least, backsides … or butt holes.
“Dear members of the public: Please stop making harassing & threatening calls to my staff. They are kind, hardworking public servants just doing their job. Asking them to shove sharpies in uncomfortable places is never appropriate & is a sad commentary on the state of our nation,” Nessel wrote.
Republicans ought to know better. It’s obvious why the AG is involved. Insertion of any writing instrument into one’s anal cavity while in the workplace is an OSHA noncompliance issue regarding confined spaces.